You know it’s a crazy week, Allan, when a trumpooned version of Cole Porter’s Almost Like Being in Love is Don’s choice:
What a week this has been!
Swamped the boat Paul was in!
Why, it’s almost like I did the shove

My morals, a disgrace
GOP’s losing face
Still some think, Vlad and I, hand in glove

Why the FBI raid bothers me
Michael copied Vlad’s tape of suite pee
Yes, I’m in one foul mood
I’m one lewd, crude, screwed dude
It’s not fun like name-calling,
Play’n golf, or porn star balling
Hope jail don’t include making love