Whoa, Jack. Nerd tongues? Have you been watching those “High School Band Goes Camping With The Math Club” movies again?

But I’ll admit I was 8 years old when I had my first kiss. She was 7. I was precocious — or so I thought. Pretty much, my nose ran into hers, and I’m not sure if our lips touched. As we parted, I heard her say to her friend, “Sheesh, what an amateur!”

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