Whether over his head, Allan, or high on opi-med, perhaps a Clementine serenade will help Rudy see the error of his ways:
Giuliani, legal swami
Sunday showings are the craps
By the way, should sue the dentist
Oversized your front teeth caps

Giuliani, cold pastrami
You have clearly lost your mind
Using Spygate to defend him
Lady Justice ain’t that blind

Giuliani, Trump’s a commie
Got your head stuck up his ass
We assume those bulging eyeballs
Are effects of being gassed

Giuliani, call your mommy
Your performance isn’t strong
Not your lawyering, TV whoring
Please go back where you belong

Written by

Engaged citizen, poet, musician, humorist, family man. I value irreverence, soulfulness, and a big heart. Offering insight, introspection, shock & aw shucks!

Get the Medium app

A button that says 'Download on the App Store', and if clicked it will lead you to the iOS App store
A button that says 'Get it on, Google Play', and if clicked it will lead you to the Google Play store