TrumPooning
What does “a bipartisan bill of love” look like when the cameras aren’t rolling?
Is it shutdown or shitdown, I’m getting confused
Ivanka or Stormy, who was getting abused
McConnell or Ryan, are they both up Trump’s ass?
Don or Don Jr, claiming head of his class
Pence or the Cyborg, number 2 in command
For it or against it, what was Trump’s last stand?
Shithouse or shitholes, I don’t really care
As he shifted to one cheek, and fouled Oval air
He quickly said, “Not me — I think it was Durbin”
Then, more vulgar language, this time f***ing turbans
Then, Fake News Awards from the Faker in Chief
A path-no-logic liar, sucking fries and McBeef
Then, Trump‘s Dr. Jackson said he’s grown to six-three
Knew shit fertilized, but I guess so does pee
“When I bump into Trump, he is sharp when he talks”
I guess that implies, those were very short walks
That cognition test you gave Trump, which he aced
My 3-year-old grandson aced that menu before grace
Trump’s “negotiate” skills are what needed attention
Shutdown or sex clown, he still needs an extension
“I’m so good with money” — he ran on this plank
Schumer doesn’t blink, so let’s tap Deutsche Bank
Defunding the Prez is what really makes sense
Please, things in my household have gotten real tense
My wife’s so upset to know POTUS has strayed
She says, til he’s shutdown, I’m not getting laid
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