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Trump’s daughter Ivanka is perfect, maybe too perfect

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Mamm’ries, on Ivanka you can find
Such a perfect set of mamm’ries, they have made men stare

Stepford fixtures, and Melania’s behind
But you can’t forget those mamm’ries, are they wash and wear

Can it be we’ve all been tricked by them?
Has she pushed up every line?
If she had the chance to do it all again, tell me would she, would you

Mamm’ries, may be beautiful and yet
What you cannot get your hands on
You simply choose to forget

So sweet Ivanka, you we’ll remember
Whenever we remember, cleavage to spare

Oh, what a pair

©2017 HHThorpe

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Engaged citizen, poet, musician, humorist, family man. I value irreverence, soulfulness, and a big heart. Offering insight, introspection, shock & aw shucks!

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