Inspired by and sung to Barbra Streisand’s The Way We Were.
Mamm’ries, on Ivanka you can find
Such a perfect set of mamm’ries, they have made men stare
Stepford fixtures, and Melania’s behind
But you can’t forget those mamm’ries, are they wash and wear
Can it be we’ve all been tricked by them?
Has she pushed up every line?
If she had the chance to do it all again, tell me would she, would you
Mamm’ries, may be beautiful and yet
What you cannot get your hands on
You simply choose to forget
So sweet Ivanka, you we’ll remember
Whenever we remember, cleavage to spare
Oh, what a pair