Too funy, Allan. I suppose when the sometimes-Swedish, Nazi-sympathetic Drumpf counted the candles on the menorah, he said, “NEIN!”
Surprise, but I support losing Happy Holidays
To me, it’s always been a too-generic phase
Nonsectarian words are still a good thing
And, it’s nice if a holiday phrase has a ring
Plus a meaning for all peoples to get behind
Which supports the best interests of all of mankind
So I’ll suggest this for an end-of-year greeting
“Happy Mueller Trump Roast” — now commence the excreting!

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