Today, grandson Joey read your article before me, Allan. And oh my god, the questions. This is how the conversation went with the 2-year old:
Why would someone leak?
Are they climbing a career ladder
Or simply lose control of their bladder
Where’s the leaking go?
Does the leaker go in a media beaker
Does it run down their leg into their sneaker
Does the president leak sometimes?
Like when he leaked that one year of taxes
Or tweets stuff about the staffer he later axes
Does it all really matter?
’Cause Trump lies about Russian ties he can’t defend … and
Mueller will get to his bottom and what comes out of his end
Finally, got a word in edgewise
Joey, I think you meant “get to the bottom” and “in the end”
The little smart ass replied, “Grandpa, please don’t condescend”