This proves my theory, Allan, that the identity of the Lucky Charms leprechaun, “Lucky”, was stolen by Russian operatives. Even General Kelly, Trump’s Chief of Staff, was fooled when a Russian posing as General Mills introduced the phony Lucky to him. No one has ever seen a picture of General Mills, but Kelly should have been suspicious because Lucky was being escorted by the Trix rabbit. Long story short, the fake Lucky now has a security clearance (albeit interim) and is dating Hope Hicks. Oh, and Trump really likes these guys because they’re cereal philanderers!

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