These practices of the privileged and powerful are preposterous, Allan.
While what Pruitt paid per plane paints a poor picture, he’s aware the president’s lack-of propriety poses a potentially painful problem with his prenup. Pruitt postulated that predating his predicament, the president pulled-down his pants to present his posterior to a pretty, punch-packing porn partner for pasting a palm plant. Pruitt pounced and persuasively proposed he’d present the president’s parade plans to preoccupy the press. The panicked POTUS paraphrased paragraphs from prior performances — “Positively, I’m pissed,” he pretended, “But patient professors permit their prodigious pupils to promote personally profitable practices.” And predictably, Pocahontas persisted in pushing-back.