The Trump rump competing, Allan? ‘Course he’s faked it at a prayer meeting. Here are the changes I hear he wants to make:
I hear he prefers Alpine Peeing to Alpine skiing
Now Figure Rating has replaced Figure Skating
Of course, anything Yuuge over that silly Luge
Kept Nordic Combined, added Shitholes maligned
Because he’s lacking, he banned Short Tracking
Lastly, while watching Shark week in Stormy’s Bed
He invented his favorite sport, the 2-Son Slob Sled

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