The perfect theme today, Allan. Even Trump is singing his version of M-O-T-H-E-R:
“M” is for my Million frauds committed,
“O” means Orange, that’s what I’m always told,
“T” is for the Trumps who are dimwitted,
“H” is for our Hearts colder than cold;
“E” is Every time I’ve grabbed a p*ssy,
“R” means Racist, could be Russian pee,
Put them all together, they spell “MOTHER,”
The half-a-word the world calls me.
Happy Mother’s Day!