Thanks for the news and associated update, Chris. As is often the case with technology, a low-tech solution may be an appropriate complement . Depending on what’s required to redirect the erect perp’s attention, a slap to the face, elbow to the nose, or kick to the groin are popular in the U.S. and the required tools are readily available. Hope this helps!

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