Thanks fo the close-up picture of your test results. Now that’s a happy ending — for you.

I didn’t have a colonoscopy today; so I got to eat breakfast. I was only a little queasy while reading about the purging of demons from your system, but then, without the aid of chemicals, I gave up my breakfast at the sight of your, uh, … results. So I’m now dashing-in for that bloodwork that requires fasting because I’ve fasted … sort-of.

My next colonoscopy is next year. This year, it was an ablation procedure to address atrial flutter (it did) and a prostate biopsy to make sure cancer was not present (and it wasn’t). It never occurred to me to write about these procedures, butt … since you’ve cleared the way (pun intended), I may give it “a go”.

Thanks for heinie humor!

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