Such a sad story this morning, Allan. Joey’s reading one of Aesop’s Fables, “The Tortoise and the Hare”, and offers this rewrite for the eulogy:
There once was a turtle named Mitch
To Trump’s hair, a ride he would hitch
The wealthy to enrich
With his lame Trumpcare pitch
But karma can be such a bitch!

++ We’re bonding. Joey writes Slimericks while Grandpa TrumPoons. ++

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