Steven, thanks for concluding with more class than Trump can muster. Since the brain spurs that kept him out of the service may be the issue, I offer a Gene Autry song… trumpooned, of course:
My brain spurs, they jingle, jangle, jingle
I offend without trying all day long
Incoherent and vulgar, they commingle
I am POTUS. Says Mueller, “Not for long!”