Steven, remember when President Donald Trump’s personal lawyer, John Dowd, said he drafted the president’s Saturday morning tweet that stated he fired former National Security Adviser Michael Flynn for lying not only to Vice President Mike Pence but also to the FBI.

Well, it’s happened again, but this time it was Trump’s psychiatrist (the one we’re not supposed to know about) that drafted POTUS’ tweet. And again, the president’s social media director, Dan Scavino, screwed-up the transcription, which originally read …

“Before my current wife, my two greatest asses have been mental Maples and Ivana, like, Czechy tart,… I went from VERY sucky cesspool pussyman, to pretend T.V. Czar to Precedent of the United Schlates (on Vlad’s first try). I think (therefore I am) that would mollify as liking jean ass, … and a Fox-on-cable penis at that!”