Steven, Perhaps a little of Marvin Gaye’s What’s Going On would be appropriate here — trumpooned, of course:

Money Laund’rer
There’s too many comp’nies buyin’
Barron, Miller, Denn’son
You and Michael Cohen’s lyin’
You know you’ve got to find a way
Be more convincin’ here today, eheh

Mueller, Mueller
He be ‘bout to escalate
You see, Rudy’s not the answer
Colonel Klink can’t keep lies straight
You might try Stormy Daniel’s way
Just take your spankin’ here today, oh oh oh

Your wise guys, are Mueller’s prize
Don’t insult me, fake morality
Talk to me, so I can see
Oh, what’s going on
What’s going on
Yeah, what’s going on
Ah, what’s going on

To be continued