Stay off his tulips, Allan? So the kids sing this version of Tiny Tim’s “Tip-Toe Thru’ The Tulips With Me”:

Thinking, AR-15
That killed seventeen, might upset you too
But golfing’s today’s issue with you

No tweets? Hide in your sheets
Marching your streets, see the crowd we drew
You eat off, NRA’s trough, screw you!

P.S. On the topic of screwing, Donald, will you and Melania be watching 60 Minutes together tonight?

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