Chef Allan’s satire, so finely basted, before being plattered

Spicer says this spat’s not real, to the press corp he chattered

Doesn’t seem to know his credibility is already shattered

Tries to explain why Bannon ’s face looks bruised and battered

Says Kushner’s choice not nepotism like it really mattered

And yes, Ivanka wearing Ivanka Trump fashions will never look tattered

While Daddy wanders the White House halls looking to be flattered