Sounds like you may have overheard this conversation, Steven:
“I’m looking for a good lawyer”
“I’m an excellent voyeur.”
“I looked already — now destroy her.”
“Wha’d you pay to employ her?”
“I didn’t pay, which annoyed her.”
“Are you saying you didn’t enjoy her?”
“I don’t pretend to be Tom Sawyer”
“Well, I don’t want to be your lawyer.”
“Why?”
“Because you‘re only a temp deployer”

Written by

Engaged citizen, poet, musician, humorist, family man. I value irreverence, soulfulness, and a big heart. Offering insight, introspection, shock & aw shucks!

Get the Medium app

A button that says 'Download on the App Store', and if clicked it will lead you to the iOS App store
A button that says 'Get it on, Google Play', and if clicked it will lead you to the Google Play store