Sorry for being late today headmaster, but here’s how I see it … starting with the place reserved for certain Fox “News” people in the netherworld. In rhyme to save time …
The fun has been had on what rhymes with Tuck, so I’ll duck.
It’s already known that fans of Bill have been drinking swill.
And Tucker Carlson Tonight will undoubtedly stay far right.
Fox fans (“we love the poorly educated”) will be Carlson placated.
And in time, Tuck “the Swell” will meet Bill “the Smell” in Fox News Hell.