Some confusion here, Jack. Is there a relationship between the Current Christmas preview catalog you received and the woman you refer to as your current wife, i.e. are we talking “male” order bride? Since your anniversary is in February, sounds like Current also produces a Christmas post-view catalog?! In either case, no question *A*W*E*S*O*M*E* wasn't among the 780 items under $10. Congrats!