Sergeant Spicer reporting for duty in the Army of Comedy, Sir. I’ve been asked clarify the President’s remarks about an Armada.

Firstly, this is not showmanship. The showman’s ship, his 282-foot Trump Princess yacht, was sold in 1991 for a YUGE profit and is not part of the Armada. I can assure you reports that the repossession, … I mean his depression, …, he didn’t even know Jeff Sessions, … and the wrongful impression that it was part of a massive debt restructuring is fake news.

Secondly, President Trump has had a tremendous impact on the yachting industry dating back to the late 1980s when he commissioned the world’s largest yacht and bought a shipyard, which launched his many philanthropic activities. Two of his favorite charities, American businessman Peter Kutell and Saudi Prince Al-Waleed, were the beneficiaries of Trump’s gifting of the Amels shipyard and Princess yacht respectively. These were gifts — not sales made at a loss — period!

Lastly, let’s break down the word arm-ada. I’m not going to explain “arm’ because I won’t entertain the the media’s false narrative about our President’s small hands. Ada is a word to describe a sexy vixen who is hard to catch (check your urban dictionary). So let’s just say armada is code for “POTUS is preparing to grab Korean Kim by the Jong-uns.”

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