Save the canteen money for bribing your waterboarders to substitute Macallan 15.

What can you buy in the prisoner canteen at Guantanamo? I’ll have lots of cash but nothing to spend it on but Camel Lights and beef jerky.

What can you buy in the prisoner canteen at Guantanamo?

Allan Ishac

Harper Thorpe

Mar 29, 2017·1 min read

Save the canteen money for bribing your waterboarders to substitute Macallan 15. Btw, Joey and I are left coasters so it’s not too late to wish you safe travels!

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Engaged citizen, poet, musician, humorist, family man. I value irreverence, soulfulness, and a big heart. Offering insight, introspection, shock & aw shucks!

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Mar 29, 2017·1 min read

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Allan Ishac

Harper Thorpe

Mar 29, 2017·1 min read

Harper Thorpe

Engaged citizen, poet, musician, humorist, family man. I value irreverence, soulfulness, and a big heart. Offering insight, introspection, shock & aw shucks!

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