Reminds me of the song, Clemency, Allan — same tune as “Oh my darling, Clementine”:

Oh my darlings, Mueller’s snarling
I will trade the family tree
Or I might be gone forever
If I don’t get clemency

In a tavern, with Steve Bannon
In a room where none could see
Steve was dining, Trump was whining
‘Bout his need for clemency
Bannon baited, give up Jared
Have Ivanka cop a plea
Mueller’s ass will need some kissing
If you want some clemency.

Fam’ly darlings, though you’re chaming
You’re my hope for clemency
Makes no sense, Bob flipped Mike Pence
Gone my hope for clemency