Remember Klux, Allan? Embarrassment is the other reason the GOP mascot has a sheet over his head. Yes, Donald cornered the pachyderm during the GOP debates and has continued his abuse by threatening deportation for not having proper papers.

Klux confided, “Even though he hasn’t deported Melania, who has never produced proper immigration paperwork, I’m still scared he’ll do it to me. Clearly, this is why she’s grudgingly performing her FLOTUS duties. What almost hurts more is Mike Pence condoning Donald screwing a male elephant. He says I’m a gray area!”

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