Powerplay or child’s play, Allan, neither Macron nor grandson Joey (who’s currently reading “Green Eggs and Ham”) were impressed:
That Don-the-Con! That Don-the-Con!
I do not like that Don-the-Con!

Would you like your dandruff flicked?
I would not like that, Don, you prick!

Should I flick it here or there?
I don’t want it flicked anywhere.
I don’t want you to shake my hand.
I don’t want you in our French land.

Don’t you want to still pretend?
I do not want an orange boyfriend.
I do not want my dandruff flicked.
I don’t want any allies tricked.
I don’t like that you’re Putin’s pawn.
I just don’t like you, Don-the-Con!