Perfect, Allan. I thought you’d make-up a version of Trump’s letter, but you clearly have the one penned by Trump’s own small hand. Did you know POTUS originally tried to rhyme his termination abomination?
I’m defintiely firing you for whining
Some will try tying the timing
Associate it with Vlad’s Russia
Fake news that I’ll just brusha (off)
Need some new FBI leadership
To clear my name, some dumb shit
Who’ll accept my bribes, like Bondi
Former Florida AG’s no Gandhi
She’d have stopped the witch hunt
Helped with my University stunt
And like my fav daughter Ivanka
Pam looks good in a tanka (top)
OK, lost my train of thought
But a lousy future you have bought
P.S. If things don’t go well for me
Will you visit me in the penitentiary?

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