NCiR’ Pilin’ On

Pees

in Joyce Kilmer’s poetic style, a gentleman’s complaint

That can’t-go-back-to-sleep night light could be just a wee-wee less bright! (Image Source)

I think that I shall never see
A night I don’t get up to pee

Doc says I’ve turned that “senior” page
What would he know — he’s half my age