P.S. (If I may)
Whereas Adam Schiff cannot be trusted because he continues to pursue the truth about your relationship with the about-to-be re-elected leader of Russia (applaud that you avoided tweeting about Putin jailing his opposition);
Whereas with Adam’s guidance, a Minority memo has been written (you know how we feel about minorities) that refutes all aspects of my memo;
Whereas Adam has implied my head is so far up your ass I can see out your mouth — oh, hi Ivanka;
Therefore, additional resolutions are recommended: Adam’s memo should never be made public, Putin’s forces shall use photoshop to create (and Wikileaks distribute) compromising photos of Pelosi and Schiff, and I get to sleep in the Lincoln bedroom for the week after the failing New York Times publishes the next porn star revelation.