Others interviewed were more forthcoming, Allan.

Mike Pence: I offered to help with the travel expense.

McConnell, Mitch: So tired of being his bitch!

Paul Ryan: When I said the tax plan wasn’t for the wealthy, I was lyin’.

Devin Nunes: There’s a FISA based on Jared’s Jewness.

Koch Bro’s: We’re no longer donating to quiet his ho’s.

Bob Mueller: We already knew orange was Putin’s color, but damn, this job’s going to be a lot duller.