OK, so the cute little urologist — yes, 30-something female Doc performing the prostate biopsy says, “everything ok, are you cold?” To which I reply …

“My feet aren’t. Thanks for allowing me to keep my glasses, but seriously, I’d have to be Gumby to see what’s going on. Butt trust me, I know where you are and where this relationship is going. Jesus … and my hair’s such a mess!”


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