OK, I see where you’re going with this one, Allan.
Wish list, list of gifts, cheap gifts, cheap bauble, Trump bobble, bobble the ball, drop the ball, drop the pretense, bringing it back to pretend, pretend president, presidential not, not Lincoln, Lincoln association, guilt by association, association with Putin, Putin killer, killer abs, abs are flab, flab fib, fib’s a lie, lies on taxes, tax audit, audit class, no class, no clue, Clue game, Game of Thrones, sits on his throne, sits to shit, shitty hair, fake hair, fake news, Fox News, news of perverts, Trump’s a pervert!

Props and a shout-out to the Mets Bucket Hat Guy

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