OK, first — I’ve got to have a copy of Book 2 in the series, which I know to be on back-order. Should I assume Book 1 is on back-writing?

Second, I am not into shaming someone for how they look, but Willem Dafoe looks like she sounds. So even a blind George Conway should have figured out he was was marrying a screeching chalkboard.

Lastly, I think collaborating with the blind AND deaf husband of Willem Dafoe is brilliant, but I recommend you not double-date with him/them. If Willem chokes on her words and you’re the only doctor present — you’ll have to perform as your Hypocrisy Oath demands and the rest of the patrons in the restaurant will hate you and refuse to buy your books. Make sense, Doctor?

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