Oh, sultan of satire and story teller too-close-to-the-truth, here’s my take on the taco-less theme of your tale:
Even for trident and true Trumpers, the threat of terminating Taco Tuesdays at Trump Towers is taken as a tasteless turn by this no-talent troglodyte. Time will tell, but this test by the tactless tweeter, whose track record of triumphs is tepid at best, could trigger more turbulent times but possibly a tremendous downturn in Trump treasures and a truncated term. This turnabout (a Trump train derail and the team turning tail) is the theory behind Thorpe’s thesis. Next, transcripts from Trump's trial tell of treason!