No problem, Allan, at least that’s what Trump thinks in this trumpooned version of Eric Clapton’s “I Shot the Sheriff”:
Pardoned the sheriff, and Arpaio is a real bad man
Pardoned the Scooter, kids are slow, don’t seem to get the plan

All around in this D.C. town
They’re trying to bring me down
They say there was was collusion
But pardons cause confusion
For those in Bob Mueller’s crosshairs, I say

Pardon Jack Johnson, not my preferred race but this makes sense
And it’s a signal — kids, a pardon is your best defense!

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