Mary, my muse and muse-ic collaborator, … assuming for our purposes, “shite” rhymes with “tweet” … Ain’t she sweet becomes …
Ain’t this shite? See Trump’s crap-on-Sessions tweet.
Yes I ask you very excrementally, ain’t this shite?
Jeff pushed back. “My new jacket stops your flack.
I can tell you (not-so confidentially) don’t know jack!
Just cause you can’t get an erection, Vlad still helped you, win the election
I repeat, don’t treat me like base red meat
Or obstruction’s proven, lots-of-help-from-me, you dumb shite!”

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Engaged citizen, poet, musician, humorist, family man. I value irreverence, soulfulness, and a big heart. Offering insight, introspection, shock & aw shucks!

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