Love it! That dry British wit wrapped with the American author Allan’s ability to articulate arguments that annihilate assholes in articles that attract approving audiences all around our ancient asteroid.

Still, this provoking person ponders the possibility you’ll pique the privileged, popular, and perky Pippa’s passion and, perchance, pry her from her partner by promoting participation in your private party. Pray tell?

Call me, Allan. Slipped my ring off just for our meeting. Don’t disappoint me or your readers!