Just trying to keep score here, Allan, but I think we have …
Trump, the POTUS so sinister
Whose hands qualify as miniature
Add Bannon, his alt-right minister
Pence, if-Mother-knew switch hitter
Don Jr, who’s a wanna-be Dillinger
Ivanka, false women’s rights swindler
Eric, the dull vampire mimicker
And other Trump-Russia contributors
Facing Mueller, the Truth’s Inquisitor
Who we hope ultimately administers
The blow that makes them all prisoners
Now we just need a GOP extinguisher