Jack, Sorry for being late with my well-wishes for (especially) the Debster and, of course, the Jackster. I think I prefer Herlocker and Himlocker. Maybe, it’s because I like rhymes. In this post alone , …

Comments that were Himlocker’s
Were made about braless knockers
Fast-bending turned into shockers
Causing black eyes, Herlocker’s?
Impressive, beware the gawkers!