It’s not Christmas, Allan, but “Do You Hear What I Hear” came to mind:
Said the elephant to the Shepard boy
What the effs a POTUS? (What the effs a POTUS?)
Eric and Don Jr. want our heads
Does the public notice? (He’s a crazy POTUS!)
Insane, his mane
Blowing in the breeze
Even though it’s cursed by disease
Make a good trade with the Chinese