It’s criminal, Allan. May I offer some slime-ricks for the slimiest POTUS ever.
The Playmate showed-up, not for hire
Confused, Donald Trump tried to buy her
He offered the voucher
She said “not your couch, sir,
And trust, I’m not wearing a wire”
Philandering Trump said, “I’ll bed ya,
Except for Melan-ya, I’d wed ya
Tonight, you’re my mate
This is more than a date
Give me 10 months, then, I never met ya”
P.S. I bet he wouldn’t enjoy a Mueller spanking!