Evidently, Allan, Trump not only lies to us about working when he’s really golfing, he also lies to Melania.

According to a secret service agent in the know, last Tuesday, Trump got up early, dresses quietly, gets his clubs out of the closet, and when Melania wakes without opening her eyes, he tells her he’s got to deal with North Korea.

As he’s about to leave the house, he sees CNN photographers waiting to document his “working” day and he realizes he may be caught in another “fake news” lie. So he retreats back into the house, puts his clubs back into the closet, quietly undresses, and slips back into bed.

There he cuddles up to Melania, now with a different anticipation, and whispers, “Ready for Rocket Man?” To which she replies, “I don't know, but you better hurry because my stupid husband could return from golf at any time!”

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