It was worth a try, Allan. For you — real limericks (no slime-ricks):
There once was a gent patriarchal
A stand-in for sick Mr. Markle
Handcuffed by a Bobby
Thrown out of the lobby
While Meghan continued to sparkle

Then Trump tried to sneak in the choir
Claimed his invite lost in a fire
Then, Theresa May
Came over to say
We won’t entertain royal liars

So back to the tale of the author
Who tried to stand-in for the father
Though he was rejected
At least he’s respected
Not Trump— Brits: “Obama, we’d rather!”

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