In related news, Allan, Trump says he believes Megachurch pastor and televangelist Paula White (who is his spiritual adviser) when she says, “I am not in this industry for the money.” But when she said, “Donald is a man of repentance and I have heard him do it,” even Trump couldn’t keep a straight face. BUT THEN,

In an interview on “The Jim Bakker Show”, White said, “Donald was raised up by God.” Trump burst out laughing — which he never does — and wet himself a little — which he always does. “I always feel so much better after listening to Paula praise me, er, God, er whatever.”

Later, White said her comments were taken out of context — sound familiar? “I’m a preacher and I got a little fired up and I said some things invariably that I wish I wouldn’t have said.” Trump reiterated he believes — and we should believe — everything Paula says. Then, he repeated “I will never lie to you” followed by the “I read” lie!

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