I love these conversations between Mr. Herlocker and Ms. Hismocker. You guys are too much fun, and I’m sure you realize a third party would detract from your “couples” breakfast conversation. Was there a T-shirt that said “No two threesomes!”

I do need to know where to get those wine glasses, Jack. My wife thought it wise to buy small wine glasses to limit my consumption. Now, I have to get-up more frequently for refills. Then, she tells me she knew I wouldn’t cut back; so she decided the extra exercise would be a good alternatve. Very sneaky!