Hilarious, Steven! Here’s my idea for keeping J.R. from getting shot, .. er, H.R. from getting fired by the despot:
Since the D.J .— H.R. relationship is already a disaster
There’s prob’ly no saving the more cerebral McMaster
But a disguise that’d work, according to this forecaster
Dress him as a man of God, he’s never met a McPastor!