Here you go, Mary:

You’ll never know how much I really hate you
Compliments have made you think I really care
Listening, do you want to share a secret
I will promise not to tell woh woh woh closer
You can whisper in my ear
Say the words I long to hear
You’re a Russian too oo

I’ve known your secret for a week or two
Nobody knows just we two
Listen, do you want to know a secret
We’re the ones who tapped your phones woh woh woh
We’re about to call your loans
We own all your family owns
And we own you too oo

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Engaged citizen, poet, musician, humorist, family man. I value irreverence, soulfulness, and a big heart. Offering insight, introspection, shock & aw shucks!

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