Haikus inspired by — Trump college mythologies. Degree by degree.

I’m, like, a smart guy. I don’t have time to read books. I am Fox News briefed.

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POTUS Puffery

Graduated number one

Show Wharton transcript?

Melania Trump

Design and architecture

Degree proven false

Ivanka’s false claims

Highest — Summa cum laude

Summa cum fraude

Harvard grad Jared

Donations made possible

Otherwise fake news

Daddy truth stretching

Successful business mantra

Siblings included

The lies beget fraud

Caught, sued, countersued, settled

No apology

Nepotism reigns

Experience not needed

Rhetoric riddles

Menthol sprays of words

Salt and pepper syllables

Counterfeit banquet

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