Haikus inspired by — Trump college mythologies. Degree by degree.
I’m, like, a smart guy. I don’t have time to read books. I am Fox News briefed.
POTUS Puffery
Graduated number one
Show Wharton transcript?
Melania Trump
Design and architecture
Degree proven false
Ivanka’s false claims
Highest — Summa cum laude
Summa cum fraude
Harvard grad Jared
Donations made possible
Otherwise fake news
Daddy truth stretching
Successful business mantra
Siblings included
The lies beget fraud
Caught, sued, countersued, settled
No apology
Nepotism reigns
Experience not needed
Rhetoric riddles
Menthol sprays of words
Salt and pepper syllables
Counterfeit banquet
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