Ha! I tricked this foolish scammer by using my wife’s computer to view the porn. She would never recognize my onanism . So I’m pretty sure I’m in the clear. No bitcoin for publishing my bits!

You can thank me later, fellas — unless your wife’s friends (those in her contacts) would recognize your onanism. We can all agree that would be bad!

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